The Incredible Hulk's "Big Boy's"

Daddy: Okay Son, What story do you want tonight?

Son: I want the Hulk.

Daddy: Okay.

Once upon a time the hulk was sitting on the couch watching a show and having a drink of juice. While he was watching, his body started trying to tell him something, but he wasn't listening.

His Mommy said, "Hulk, do you need to go potty?"

"No." said Hulk.

"Are you sure?" said his Mommy. And she checked his pull-up to see if it was wet. "Oh, Hulk, you wet your pull up. Remember you were going to tell me when you needed to go potty? You need to go potty on the toilet now, because you're a big boy."

"Yeah, I'm a big boy!" said Hulk.

His Mommy changed his pull up and said, "Okay Hulk, this time let me know when you need to go potty okay?"

"Okay Mommy." said Hulk.

Later on, after Hulk had some more to drink and was playing with his toys, his body started telling him something again. Hulk started jumping around a lot because he wasn't sure what to do. He though he might need to go to the potty.

His Mommy heard him jumping and said, "Hulk, do you need to go to the potty?"

"No." said Hulk.

"Are you sure?" asked his Mommy.

"No." said Hulk.

His Mommy waited for a little while and than decided to check Hulk's pull-up again. "Oh, Hulk, you wet your pull up. Remember you were going to tell me when you needed to go potty? You need to go potty on the toilet now, because you're a big boy."

"Yeah, I'm a big boy!" said Hulk.

"This time, I want you to listen very closely to your body, Hulk." said his Mommy. "If your body is telling you to go potty, just say 'Mommy, I need to go potty', and I will help you go on the toilet. His Mommy changed his pull up and said, "Okay Hulk, this time let me know when you need to go potty okay?"

"Okay Mommy." said Hulk. And Hulk thought for a minute about listening to his body next time.

Later, during lunch, Hulk had a big cup of juice. After lunch he was playing with some of his toys. While he was playing, his body started to tell him something again. He was having lots of fun with his toys, so he didn't hear his body at first. But pretty soon, he could hear his body loud and clear and he knew what it was saying.

Hulk stood up and ran to his Mommy and said, "Mommy, I have to go potty!"

"Okay!" said his Mommy. And she hurried and helped him to the toilet just in time.

"I did it!" said Hulk when he was finished. "I went potty on the toilet!"

"Yes you did!" said his Mommy. "I'm so proud of you. Now, guess what."

"What?" asked Hulk.

"You get to wear your new Big Boy's!" said his Mommy.

"Yeah! said Hulk.

So Hulk's Mommy helped Hulk put on his new Big Boy underpants, which made Hulk feel very proud.

"They have race cars!" said Hulk, pointing to the pictures of race cars on his underpants.

"Yes, they do." said his Mommy. "Aren't you excited to wear them?"

"Yeah!" said Hulk.

"And you can wear them every time you go potty, from now on." said Hulk's Mom, who was very proud of her son.

And Hulk was very happy to wear his Big Boy underpants.

The End.

Spiderman, Doc Oc. and Iced cream

Son: Daddy, I want you to tell me about Spiderman and Doctor Oc.

Daddy: Spiderman and Doctor Octopus?

Son: No, Doctor Oc.

Daddy: Spiderman and Doc. Oc., okay...

Once upon a time, Spiderman was swinging through the city. He was shooting webs and swinging all around and having lots of fun. All of a sudden, his spider sense started tingling and he knew something dangerous was about to happen. He jumped out of the way just in time, because a big mailbox was flying through the air at him. He shot a web at the mailbox and caught it, then he set it down on the ground - which made the mailman who was trying to collect letters from the mailbox very happy.

Spiderman looked all around to see who threw the mailbox, but he couldn't see anyone. Spiderman decided to keep swinging. Pretty soon, he felt his spider sense tingling again. He jumped out of the way just in time, because hot dog stand was flying through the air at him. He shot a web at the hot dog stand and set it down on the ground - which made the Peruvian hot dog vendor who was trying to sell hot dogs very happy.

Once again, Spiderman looked around to see who trew the hot dog stand at him, but he didn't see anybody. He decided to keep swinging some more. Pretty soon, his spider sense was tingling again! He jumped out of the way just in time, because a big old luxury car was flying through the air at him. He shot a web at the car and set it down carefully on the ground - which made the old ladies who were riding in the big old luxury car very happy.

Spiderman quickly looked to see who threw the car, and there was Doctor Octopus.

Son: No, Doctor Oc.

Daddy: Right, Doctor Oc.

Doctor Oc. was coming coming at Spiderman with his shiny tentacles waving around. He was very angry.

Spiderman said, "Doctor Oc., have you been throwing things at me all day?"

Doctor Oc. said, "Yes I have, Spiderman. I'm angry at you!"

"Why are you angry at me?" Spiderman asked.

"Because, I'm jealous!" said Doctor Oc.

"Why would you be jealous?" asked Spiderman.

"Because, I saw you eating an iced cream cone earlier and I wanted some, but you didn't share." said Doctor Oc.

"Oh, I'm sorry" said Spiderman. "I didn't know you wanted some iced cream earlier. You didn't say anything about it."

"Well I did." said Doctor Oc. "But now it's all gone!"

"No it's not," said Spiderman. "There's lots more. Come on, let's go get some."

So Spiderman took Doctor Oc. to the iced cream vendor on 5th Avenue and bought him a big iced cream cone.

"Wow, thanks Spiderman." said Doctor Oc. "Aren't you going to have some?"

"No," said Spiderman. "I had too much earlier, and now I feel all bloated and gassy."

So Spiderman left to go find a bathroom and Doctor Oc. enjoyed his big iced cream cone while he walked around central park.

The End.