The Justice League and the Ninja Turtles

Son: Daddy, can you tell me about Batman and Superman and Robin and the Red Ninja Turtle and the Orange Ninja Turtle?

Daddy: Okay...

Once upon a time, Superman, Wonder Woman, Batman, Robin, Aquaman and Flash were all having dinner at the hall of justice.

Batman said, "Excuse me, Aquaman, would you please pass the water - no seaweed please."

"Sure." said Aquaman, and he passed the water.

Wonder Woman said, "Robin, could you pass the peas please?"

"What did you say?" said Robin.

"I said pass the peas, please." Wonder Woman repeated.

"Sorry, one more time?" said Robin.

"Pass the peas. Pass the peas. Pass the peas, uh-like we used to say. Huh!" said Wonder Woman.

"Oh, right." Said Robin as he passed the peas.

Superman asked "Excuse me Flash, could you pass the salad dr... Whoah! Thanks Flash."

"No problem." said Flash.

All of a sudden, "Boom, Boom, Boom!" there was a knock at the door. The super friends all looked at each other and wondered who could be interrupting their dinner.

"It's two Ninja Turtles." said Superman, who was using his x-ray vision to see through the door. "I'll go see what they wa... Whoah! Okay, Flash. Fine, you can..."

"Howdy, what can I do for you?" Flash said as he opened the door.

It was Raphael and Michaelangelo of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Son: No, the Red Ninja Turtle and the Orange Ninja Turtle!

Daddy: Right.

It was the Red Ninja Turtle and the Orange Ninja Turtle. They said, "Hi, we need your help."

"What seems to be the problem?" Superman asked as he flew over to the door.

Son: With his heat vision!

Daddy: ...Superman asked as he flew over to the door, blasting holes in the walls with his heat vision.

The Red Turtle said, "Come with us, we'll show what we need when we get there."

So the Ninja Turtles took the Super friends down the street to a manhole cover on the ground. "We live down there." Said the Orange Ninja Turtle, "But we can't get home because we can't open it up. And I really have to use the bathroom!"

Batman and Robin tried using their bat-a-rangs to pry it open to no avail. Aquaman tried commanding the sea to splash it open, but they were in the middle of the city. Wonder Woman threw her lasso around it, to make it tell the truth, but it was a manhole cover and it didn't know how to talk. Flash ran in circles around it to created a vortex that might suction it up, but that didn't work either. Finally, Superman said, "This looks like a job for Superman!" and he blasted it with his heat vision until it melted away, opening up the hole to the Ninja Turtles home.

"Yay!" said the Ninja Turtles. And the looked down into the hole. They saw the blue Ninja Turtle and the Purple Ninja Turtle down in the hole.

The Blue Ninja Turtle said, "Aww, you got it open!"

And the Purple Ninja Turtle said, "We were playing a trick on you!"

"That wasn't very nice." said the Red Ninja Turtle. "Don't you know Michaelangelo has to go potty?!"

"Sorry." said the Purple and Blue Ninja Turtles. And Michaelangelo went down the hole to their home to go potty.

The End.

Batman and Robin and the Yucky Yucky Mud Pit

Daddy: What story do you want to hear tonight?

Son: I want Batman and Robin and the yucky yucky mud pit.

Daddy: Okay...

Once upon a time, there was a yucky yucky mud pit. All of the people stayed far away from the yucky mud pit because they didn't want to fall in and get stuck. But one day, a little boy was playing with his dog and throwing a ball around for the dog to chase after. The boy threw the ball a little bit too far and when the dog jumped to get it, he fell in to the yucky yucky mud pit.

The little boy said, "Oh no, my doggy fell in to the yucky mud! Somebody help!"

Then Batman and Robin came and said, "I think we can help."

Batman shouted down to the dog, "Hey little dog, how did you fall in there?"

The dog said, "Aaarrrraarraaarrrhhh." Which is doggy talk for, "I can't understand you."

Batman said, "Of course, this dog doesn't speak English." Then Batman threw a rope down to the dog and said, "Here dog, grab on to this."

And the dog said, "Aaarrrraarraaarrroooohhh." Which is doggy talk for, "I still can't understand you. What is that for?"

Batman said, "Ah, yes, I almost forgot. This dog has no hands." Then Batman made a lasso and tried to throw it around the dogs tail, but his tail was slippery with mud.

Robin said, "Holy canine conundrum, Batman! How are we going to get this dog out of the mud?"

"I've got it." said Batman. "Quickly Robin, get me the biggest dog biscuit you can find!"

So Robin got a really big doggy biscuit, like Batman asked, and Batman tied a rope around it and threw it to the dog. The Dog said, ""Aaarrrrooorrooorrraaarrrhhh." Which is doggy talk for "Oooh, yummy! I'll have a bite of that!" And he bit down hard on the big doggy biscuit. Batman and Robin pulled and pulled and pulled until the dog and the doggy biscuit came out of the mud safe and sound.

"Yaayyy!" said the little boy, "You saved my dog. Thanks Batman and Robin!"

"Rraaarrraaarrrooouugh!" said the dog. Which is doggy talk for "Thanks for the yummy dog biscuit, whoever you are." Then the dog shook off all the yucky yucky mud on to Batman and Robin and the little boy.

Batman and Robin and the little boy all laughed.

The End.