Thursday, February 21, 2008

Spiderman, Doc Oc. and Iced cream

Son: Daddy, I want you to tell me about Spiderman and Doctor Oc.

Daddy: Spiderman and Doctor Octopus?

Son: No, Doctor Oc.

Daddy: Spiderman and Doc. Oc., okay...

Once upon a time, Spiderman was swinging through the city. He was shooting webs and swinging all around and having lots of fun. All of a sudden, his spider sense started tingling and he knew something dangerous was about to happen. He jumped out of the way just in time, because a big mailbox was flying through the air at him. He shot a web at the mailbox and caught it, then he set it down on the ground - which made the mailman who was trying to collect letters from the mailbox very happy.

Spiderman looked all around to see who threw the mailbox, but he couldn't see anyone. Spiderman decided to keep swinging. Pretty soon, he felt his spider sense tingling again. He jumped out of the way just in time, because hot dog stand was flying through the air at him. He shot a web at the hot dog stand and set it down on the ground - which made the Peruvian hot dog vendor who was trying to sell hot dogs very happy.

Once again, Spiderman looked around to see who trew the hot dog stand at him, but he didn't see anybody. He decided to keep swinging some more. Pretty soon, his spider sense was tingling again! He jumped out of the way just in time, because a big old luxury car was flying through the air at him. He shot a web at the car and set it down carefully on the ground - which made the old ladies who were riding in the big old luxury car very happy.

Spiderman quickly looked to see who threw the car, and there was Doctor Octopus.

Son: No, Doctor Oc.

Daddy: Right, Doctor Oc.

Doctor Oc. was coming coming at Spiderman with his shiny tentacles waving around. He was very angry.

Spiderman said, "Doctor Oc., have you been throwing things at me all day?"

Doctor Oc. said, "Yes I have, Spiderman. I'm angry at you!"

"Why are you angry at me?" Spiderman asked.

"Because, I'm jealous!" said Doctor Oc.

"Why would you be jealous?" asked Spiderman.

"Because, I saw you eating an iced cream cone earlier and I wanted some, but you didn't share." said Doctor Oc.

"Oh, I'm sorry" said Spiderman. "I didn't know you wanted some iced cream earlier. You didn't say anything about it."

"Well I did." said Doctor Oc. "But now it's all gone!"

"No it's not," said Spiderman. "There's lots more. Come on, let's go get some."

So Spiderman took Doctor Oc. to the iced cream vendor on 5th Avenue and bought him a big iced cream cone.

"Wow, thanks Spiderman." said Doctor Oc. "Aren't you going to have some?"

"No," said Spiderman. "I had too much earlier, and now I feel all bloated and gassy."

So Spiderman left to go find a bathroom and Doctor Oc. enjoyed his big iced cream cone while he walked around central park.

The End.

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